The Pizza Bandit
Sneak past your family and their four dogs to steal three slices of pizza without getting caught by Lisa.
How to play
- Move Jack around the room using the on-screen joystick or keyboard.
- Freeze in place when the HUD warns you that Lisa is actively listening.
- Steer clear of the four dogs to prevent them from barking and raising suspicion.
- Tap the snatch button when you are close enough to the pizza.
- Carry the stolen slice safely back to the guitar drop-off zone.
Controls
- Touch
- Use the on-screen joystick to move and tap the SNATCH button.
- Keyboard
- Use WASD or Arrow Keys to move and Space or Enter to snatch.
- Mouse
- Not supported.
More about this game
In The Pizza Bandit, you play as Jack, a visually impaired musician trying to steal pizza slices. You must navigate the room using your limited central vision and listen for sound rings. Your goal is to snatch three slices from the center and carry them back to your guitar one by one. Moving while Lisa is listening or getting too close to the dogs will raise your suspicion meter. If the suspicion meter reaches 100, you are caught and must retry the heist.
Tips
- Watch the HUD to see when Lisa is listening. Her attention cycle lasts 8 seconds, and moving in her view rapidly drains your safety.
- Keep your distance from the four dogs. Moving within 220 units of Sunny Two, Sunny Three, Dandy, or Teddy will cause them to bark, adding 4 suspicion points.
- You can only snatch pizza when it is within your central focus radius. Make sure you are within 175 units of the pizza before pressing the snatch button.
Questions
How do I win the game?
You win by successfully snatching three slices of pizza and carrying them back to the guitar drop-off area without your suspicion meter reaching the maximum limit of 100.
What happens if I move when Lisa is listening?
If you move while in Lisa's view and she is actively listening, your suspicion meter will increase rapidly. If it hits 100, you are caught and have to try again.
Why can't I see the whole room clearly?
Jack has limited central vision, so the edges of the screen are darkened outside a 260-unit radius. You must rely on visual sound rings and careful movement to navigate safely.